Helios Hotel Bone Macanang: Your Indonesian Paradise Awaits!
Helios Hotel Bone Macanang: My Indonesian Paradise…with a Few Quirks
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea (or maybe the teh tarik?) on Helios Hotel Bone Macanang. They say "Indonesian Paradise Awaits!", and honestly, they're not entirely wrong. Prepare for a slightly rambling, gloriously honest review, complete with my own personal brand of travel-induced chaos. Consider this your warts-and-all look at a stay that was…well, it was something.
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First Impressions & Getting There (and that Airport Transfer – Ugh):
Landing in Makassar, the gateway to South Sulawesi, already had me feeling a bit frazzled. After a long flight, I had pre-booked their airport transfer. The promise of a smooth arrival? Yeah, not quite. Traffic was utterly insane (a classic Indonesian experience, tbh) and the driver, bless his heart, was a little… lost. We eventually made it, but it was a solid hour and a half that left me feeling like a crumpled paper bag. Pro-tip: Factor in extra time for the journey. Seriously. Maybe bring a book, or a stress ball.
Once we (FINALLY) arrived at Helios, though, the initial impression was positive. The lobby is bright and airy, with a sleek, modern design. Check-in was thankfully pretty streamlined, using their Contactless check-in/out option. Kudos for that, especially post-pandemic.
Accessibility? A Mixed Bag:
As someone who appreciates (and at times, needs) accessibility, I have some thoughts. The good news: they do have Facilities for disabled guests and an Elevator. The Elevator was a LIFESAVER with all my luggage, (which I'm pretty sure weighed more than me). However, while they say they're Wheelchair accessible, it's a bit of a mixed bag. Some areas are definitely accessible, but others felt a bit…improvised. Narrow doorways here, a slightly clunky ramp there. It's not perfectly accessible, but it's a step in the right direction, and the staff are incredibly helpful and accommodating, so that helps. The Exterior corridor was convenient for easy access throughout the hotel.
The Room: My Fortress of Solitude (Mostly…):
My room? Ah, sweet, sweet reprieve. The Non-smoking rooms are essential for a sensitive nose (ME!)! I was thrilled. The Air conditioning blasted out ice-cold bliss, which was a godsend. The Blackout curtains are a non-negotiable for good sleeping at any time of the day. The Free Wi-Fi, thank god (more on that later). I had a Seating area, which was perfect for doing work or just staring out the window on my downtime. Plus, the bathroom had a Shower and a Bathtub (always a win!), plus those little Toiletries. The Hair dryer came in handy. The Mirror came in handy too, well needed for doing makeup. The things that stood out in most rooms were the Additional toilet and the Wake-up service. The Free bottled water was really useful.
The Interconnecting room(s) available are a plus if you're travelling with family, I bet. The In-room safe box was handy too for keeping my valuables safe. I certainly made use of the Bathrobes and the Slippers when I had time. The occasional Alarm clock was definitely needed for keeping to the schedule. The Desk in the room was great for doing some work. The Mini bar was stocked with drinks, although I didn't use them. The Coffee/tea maker kept me from wandering into those cafes on the first floor. The Extra long bed was certainly good.
The only downside? The soundproofing wasn't perfect. You could occasionally hear the sounds of life happening in the hallway, but it wasn't enough to be a major issue. And the walls were a little thin, I could hear what was going on next door, which was a little awkward at times. Overall, though, my room was comfortable and definitely served its purpose. I’m putting the Complimentary tea to good use!
Wi-Fi Woes & Digital Detox (Maybe Not):
Okay, let's talk Wi-Fi. They boast Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! This is where things got a little…frustrating. While the signal was available everywhere, it was spotty at times. I'm talking buffering videos, dropped video calls, the whole shebang. Sometimes I had to give up and embrace the digital dark ages (or, you know, switch to my phone's data). But honestly the Internet access – wireless was pretty helpful to me at times. Also, the Internet access – LAN was also an available option but I didn't use it.
Dining & Drinking: A Culinary Adventure (with a few hiccups):
Food! One of my primary motivators for travel, honestly. Helios has several offerings.
- Restaurants: Their main restaurant, with both Asian cuisine in restaurant and Western cuisine in restaurant options, was generally good. The Breakfast [buffet] was a feast of Indonesian and international options (the Nasi Goreng was divine), and the Coffee/tea in restaurant was always available. I also made use of the Coffee shop a few times. I'd say this was one of the highlights of the entire hotel!
- A la carte in restaurant: the food quality was pretty good. But again, I can't eat too much.
- Poolside bar: Pretty standard fare, but a great spot to unwind with a cocktail. Very convenient for the swimming pool!
- Room service [24-hour]: Always a lifesaver. I'm also pretty sure I ordered everything on the menu at least once.
- Snack bar and Desserts in restaurant also came in handy every now and then.
- Alternative meal arrangement, they always go above and beyond to accommodate you!
- Vegetarian restaurant, there are options for vegetarians, which is good.
The Spa & Relaxation Zone: Paradise Found (Finally!)
Okay, this is where Helios truly shines. This is the Spa/sauna area, and it was my absolute sanctuary.
- Swimming pool [outdoor]: the view from the infinity pool is breathtaking!
- Pool with view: The pool's view is also pretty good!
- Sauna: Wonderful!
- Steamroom: Divine.
- Massage: (I booked myself in for a full body massage. Heaven, basically. My shoulders still feel relaxed.)
- Body scrub: The ritual was so relaxing!
- Body wrap: Highly recommended, very relaxing!
- Foot bath: Fantastic! I loved it so much!
The spa staff were incredible – attentive, kind, and truly skilled. The whole experience was so damn relaxing. It was a total escape, and a perfect antidote to the travel stress.
Things To Do & Getting Around: Exploring Bone & Beyond:
The hotel can arrange tours and activities. It's a good starting point. They offer Airport transfer, which will hopefully be a better experience for you than it was me.
- Things to do: They offered plenty of options, with things to see.
- Valet parking, although I didn't have a car, some of the staff were extremely helpful.
- Car park [on-site] was a plus!
- Taxi service was also available, which was helpful.
Cleanliness & Safety: Feeling Secure (Mostly):
- Cleanliness and safety: They take safety seriously.
- Anti-viral cleaning products really helped.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: good stuff!
- Hand sanitizer: available literally everywhere.
- Hygiene certification: very reassuring!
- Individually-wrapped food options was also good!
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter was also good.
- Staff trained in safety protocol really appreciated this.
- First aid kit, always useful.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: this was good to know!
- Safe dining setup: I felt very safe!
- **Sanitized kitchen and tableware items
Okay, buckle up buttercup, because this isn't your average travel itinerary. This is my brutally honest, possibly disastrous, and definitely chaotic journey through the Helios Hotel in Bone Macanang, Indonesia. Get ready for the rollercoaster, because trust me, I'm likely to throw up (metaphorically speaking, of course… unless…).
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Mosquito Massacre (A Tale of Blood and Bug Spray)
- 6:00 AM (Oh God, Why?): Wake up at the ungodly hour of… well, the opposite of morning, but I get dragged out of bed by a flight. Everything is a blur, including the airport security line which took forever.
- 12:00 PM (Finally There!): Arrive at Makassar (the closest airport) and the pre-paid transfer finally shows up. Whew!
- 1:00 PM (The Drive of My Life): The countryside whooshes by as we head into the mountains.
- 4:00 PM (Helios Hotel, Here I Come!): Arrive at the Helios Hotel. It doesn't exactly scream "luxury," but hey, I'm here, and it's got a roof and a bed. First impressions? …Needs a serious spruce-up. Apparently, my room is on the first floor, which means… mosquito central! I pray my mosquito net is actually up to the task!!!
- 5:00 PM (The Great Mosquito Massacre Begins): Unpack. Spray myself liberally with bug spray that smells vaguely of burnt rubber and desperation. The mozzies here are vampires on steroids. I feel like I'm in a horror movie. I swear one of them just winked at me.
- 6:00 PM (Sunset Stroll (and Minor Panic Attack)): Attempt a stroll around the hotel grounds. The "grounds" are… let's just say "rustic". Lovely views of the mountains, but let's not talk about the questionable path I almost tripped on. Also, more mosquitoes. I become convinced that I'm providing a feast for them. This is going to be a long week.
- 7:30 PM (Dinner Disaster): Dinner at the hotel restaurant. Order some local dish I can't pronounce. It arrives looking… well, let's just say it doesn't resemble the picture on the menu. It tastes better than it looks, but my stomach is still rumbling. More importantly: THE MOSQUITOS. ARE. EVERYWHERE. I'm swatting and flailing and generally making a spectacle of myself. I retreat to my room, defeated but alive.
Day 2: Waterfall Woes and Cultural Confusion (or, My Attempt to Be a "Local")
- 8:00 AM (Breakfast Blues): Breakfast is included, thank God. It's… bland. But I'm hungry and the coffee is hot. Score!
- 9:00 AM (Waterfall Adventure!): Head out to the waterfall (Bantimurung Bulusaraung National Park) with a guide. The drive is a bit bumpy. The waterfall is amazing! The water is ice cold, and the hike is beautiful, but I’m sweating buckets! I had the brilliant idea of wearing linen pants. Biggest. Mistake. Ever.
- 12:00 PM (Lunch, a Trial): Lunch is a "local" experience, apparently. I get served something that looks suspiciously like something I wouldn't feed my dog. I try it. I don't gag. Success! But my stomach is still uncertain.
- 2:00 PM (Back to the Hotel): Back at the hotel. Decide to have a "relaxing" afternoon in the pool. Except, there are about a million kids in the pool. Mostly, I spent a lot of time dodging splashing and trying not to look like a grumpy old woman (I'm not old, okay?).
- 4:00 PM (Attempt at Culture): I decide to learn a bit of the local language. It's harder than it looks! I try to order a drink at the bar. I end up saying something completely nonsensical and the bartender bursts out laughing. I feel like a complete idiot.
- 7:00 PM (Dinner (Again, the Mosquitoes)): Dinner (again). The mosquito situation hasn't improved one bit. I'm pretty sure one of them is intentionally buzzing in my ear. I start to plot my revenge on these winged terrors.
Day 3: The Day I Almost Got Lost (and Embraced My Inner Chaos)
- 9:00 AM (Bike Ride? Oh, God): I'm feeling adventurous, so I decided to rent a bicycle and explore. It's going to be so idyllic!
- 10:00 AM (Lost and Confused): I manage to get completely, utterly lost. The "roads" (if you can call them that) are more like dirt tracks. The scenery is stunning, but I'm starting to panic. I have no cell signal, no water, and the sun is beating down. I pass a local village; I might ask if they want anything.
- 11:00 AM (Unexpected Rescue): A friendly local (thankfully) comes to my rescue. He doesn't speak much English, but we communicate through wild gesticulations and laughter. He gives me water and points me in the right direction. I never felt so embarrassed and grateful at the same time.
- 1:00 PM (Back at the Hotel, Shaken But Alive): Finally back at the hotel, exhausted and covered in dirt (and a few mosquito bites). I treat myself to a cold drink.
- 3:00 PM (Reflecting… and Regretting): I think about my life choices. I am not an adventurous person. My idea of adventure involves Netflix and a comfy couch.
- 7:00 PM (Dinner With a View (and Mosquito Deterrent Upgrade)): Dinner. I request a table far away from the lights and douse myself in Industrial-Strength Mosquito Repellent. This might actually work. Maybe.
Day 4: The Pool (and the Existential Dread)
9:00 AM (Pool Time!): Decide to try, again, to enjoy the hotel pool. Sunscreen, check. Book, check. Positive attitude… let's pretend.
10:00 AM (The Problem of Life): The pool is… fine. Actually, it's pretty good. But, I get lost in a deep existential thought, staring at the water. What am I doing here? Why am I here? Is this the best that life has to offer?
12:00 PM (Lunch by the Pool - Same Question): The same question.
2:00 PM (More Exploring): I spend a long afternoon researching the area and finding less-known spots.
4:00 PM (The Realization): Wait, I'm in paradise!
7:00 PM (Dinner): I order the same dish, and it’s still pretty good.
Day 5: Departure (and a Final, Mosquito-Fueled Goodbye)
- 6:00 AM (Departure!): Packing. Saying goodbye to the hotel, mosquitoes, and the very bumpy ride ahead.
- 10:00 AM (Airport!): Finally back in the city, and the flight is delayed.
- 12:00 PM (Finally At Home): I decide that I won't be coming back for a while.
Final Thoughts:
Bone Macanang and the Helios Hotel… it's an experience, to say the least. Mosquitoes aside, the natural beauty of the area is undeniable. The locals are friendly. I even learned a few words in Indonesian. Would I recommend it? Maybe? It depends if you're cool with a bit of chaos, some bugs, and a whole lot of introspection.
Would I go back? Probably not. But I wouldn't trade the experience for anything. Just… next time, I'm bringing a hazmat suit. And maybe a giant electric fly swatter.
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Okay, Spill the Tea: Is Helios Hotel Actually Worth the Hype?
Alright, alright, buckle up buttercups, because the hype around Helios in Bone Macanang? It's... complicated. Listen, the pictures? Glorious. Think infinity pools overlooking rice paddies, sunsets that will make you weep (I actually did cry, once - a little bit. Don't judge!). The reality? Well, it's like dating someone who looks amazing on Tinder but then… you know.
It's paradise-adjacent, I’d say. Definitely has its moments. But also has moments where you're wondering if you accidentally wandered onto a film set that’s *supposed* to be luxurious, but the budget ran out. Some rooms are seriously dreamy, others... less so. More on that later.
The Rooms: Are They Actually Dreamy? Or Just Instagrammable?
Okay, let's get REAL about the rooms. My first room? *Chef’s kiss*! Think huge bed, mosquito netting (thank GOD!), that dreamy Balinese vibe everywhere. I spent the first afternoon just sprawled out like a starfish, convinced I’d won the holiday lottery. The bathroom? Outdoor shower dream! (Seriously, showering under the stars is a legitimately life-changing experience… until a rogue gecko decides to join the party. Which happened. Let’s just say I screamed, a lot.)
Then, the next room? Well, let's just say it looked like it had been decorated by a committee of bored teenagers. Tiny, cramped, no view... it felt like being in a glorified shoebox. (I asked to be moved, but they were 'fully booked'. Apparently, the hotel’s got a real problem with, shall we say, room inconsistencies. So, pray to the travel gods you get a good one.) Request a room with *that* view. Or better, snag a villa. Worth the extra pennies, trust me.
The Food: Can I Eat There Without Getting… Unwell?
The food situation at Helios… It's a rollercoaster, folks! Breakfast? Decent. Nasi goreng, fruit (the mangos are *ridiculously* good), coffee that actually tastes like coffee. Lunch? Generally fine. Dinner… well, that’s where things get interesting.
One night, I had the most amazing grilled fish. Honestly, best fish I've ever eaten in my life. The next night? Let's just say my stomach felt like a warzone. (Suspect number one: that mystery meat I cautiously consumed). It’s a bit of a gamble. Stick with the freshly prepared stuff, avoid anything that’s been sitting out too long, and pack some Imodium, just in case. (Trust me on this one). The staff is *lovely* though, and will try their best to accommodate any dietary needs, or the consequences of your culinary adventures. (Again, just speaking from experience here).
The Pool: Is it as Instagrammable as it Looks?
Oh, the pool! The *infamous* infinity pool. Yeah, it's pretty damn stunning. That view... *chef's kiss*! The sunsets from there are genuinely breathtaking. I spent hours there, just floating around, feeling like a pampered goddess (until the sun burned me to a crisp, naturally). But... it can get crowded, especially around sunset. And sometimes, the water… feels a *little* over-chlorinated. (Again, maybe it was just me? My skin is sensitive. I blame the geckos in the outdoor shower.) Get there early to grab a good spot. Or, you know, take a deep breath and just surrender to the beauty of it all. You’re on holiday, after all.
The Staff: Are They Actually Helpful? Or Just Smiling… Vacantly?
The staff at Helios? They are genuinely lovely. Seriously. They're incredibly polite, always smiling (maybe a *little* too much - I mean, I know Indonesian hospitality is a thing, but sometimes I felt like I was being watched!). Their English can be spotty, but they try *so* hard. They'll go out of their way to help, even if they don’t quite understand what you're asking. I had a mini-crisis one morning (won’t go into details, let's just say it involved a rogue banana and a very unfortunate stain), and they were so helpful, so discreet… it was amazing. So, yes, generally, they're helpful and kind. Just be patient with the language barrier, and you'll be golden.
Getting There: Is It a Pain in the… Well, You Know?
Getting to Bone Macanang, and therefore Helios, is part of the "adventure". It's not *exactly* a hop, skip, and a jump from the airport. Expect a bumpy ride, and maybe a touch of motion sickness if you're prone to it. Roads are… let’s call them ‘characterful’. Allow plenty of travel time. Prepare for a taxi ride or organize a driver through the hotel. Consider it part of the experience. Embrace the chaos, pack some snacks, and download some podcasts. You’ll get there eventually and the destination is worth it.
Activities: What is there to DO beyond staring at the sunset and eating questionable food?
Ah, the million-dollar question! Outside of the pool, the sunsets, and the culinary roulette, options are… limited. There are some nice walking trails around. You can visit local villages (which is highly recommended – it’s where the real Bali magic is). You can rent scooters and explore (but be *extremely* careful; the roads are not for the faint of heart). The hotel can organize some excursions, but they're a bit on the pricey side. Honestly? Most of the time, I just chilled by the pool, read a book, and let the world slowly drift by. Because let’s face it, sometimes, that’s the *best* activity.
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