Click Hotel Jaipur: Raja Park's BEST Kept Secret!
Okay, buckle up, because you're about to get the REAL lowdown on this place. Forget the shiny brochure – this is the truth, unfiltered. And trust me, I've got opinions. Let's dive in, shall we? Prepare for a sprawling, slightly disorganized, and hopefully hilarious review…
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Alright, now for the real meat…
Accessibility – A Bit of a Headache, Honestly
Okay, so the website said "wheelchair accessible." And technically, yeah, the lobby was wide, the elevators… well, they worked. But getting around the place? Let's just say there were some "creative" ramps and a few moments where I felt like I was navigating an elaborate obstacle course. The "accessible rooms" – you guessed it – were already booked. Always the case. I ended up in a room that was almost accessible… if you didn't mind squeezing past the ridiculously oversized love seat. And that love seat? More about that later.
On-site Restaurants/Lounges – Food, Glorious (Sometimes Questionable) Food!
Okay, on-site dining? A mixed bag.
- Restaurants: They had multiple restaurants. One offering "Asian Cuisine" (very, very questionable "Asian Cuisine" if you ask me - think sweet and sour chicken from a buffet in the sticks) and another pushing "International Cuisine" which translated to mediocre European imitations. The "A la carte" option in both restaurants was a saving grace, but it came at a cost. The "Breakfast Buffet" was okay, not spectacular, but serviceable. The "Buffet in restaurant" seemed like a leftover from a school canteen.
- Poolside Bar: Now this was a highlight. The pool with the view was absolutely stunning. The "Poolside Bar" was my refuge. The cocktails were strong, the staff was friendly. I may have spent a significant amount of time there.
- Coffee Shop: Standard, nothing to write home about.
- Happy hour – Definitely happy. Probably the best part.
- Desserts in restaurant – I'd suggest bring your own.
- Soup in restaurant – More like an oily, uninspired broth.
Wheelchair Accessible – Read the Fine Print! (see above: "creative ramps" and a whole lotta "almost accessible")
Internet Access – Wi-Fi, Everywhere! (Mostly)
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! – True! And mostly worked! A godsend. Never underestimate the value of good Wi-Fi when you're trying to escape reality (and write a hotel review). But the times it cut out at midnight? Unforgivable!
- Internet [LAN] – Seriously? In this day and age? Nobody used it, and I doubt anyone would even know where to plug it in.
- Internet services – Pretty standard. Probably better off sticking to the free Wi-Fi.
- Wi-Fi in public areas – Worked fine. Though signal strength seemed to vary wildly depending on how close you were to the lobby, in the elevator, or in the very far end of the garden.
Things to Do/Ways to Relax – Spa, Sauna, and… Sigh… More Ramps
- Body scrub/wrap, Spa/Sauna, Steamroom, Massage: The "Spa" was the main draw. And the treatments were good. The "Sauna" and "Steamroom" were a welcome escape. The "Pool with view" was spectacular. I spent an embarrassing amount of time just staring out at it. So, overall, the "Spa" was great. Worth the money? Eh. Probably. It was very relaxing, though.
- Fitness center/Gym/fitness: I went once. It had machines. I ran on them. It was a fitness center. Nothing more, nothing less.
- Swimming pool [outdoor], the poolside bar and view made it great.
Cleanliness and Safety – COVID-19 Conundrums!
- Anti-viral cleaning products/Daily disinfection in common areas/Rooms sanitized between stays/Staff trained in safety protocol/Sterilizing equipment: They talked a good game. I saw people cleaning. I believe they used anti-viral stuff. But still, no one saw them clean, unless the elevator, which they do seem to like a lot.
- Breakfast takeaway service: A nice touch.
- Cashless payment service: That made things easier.
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere. Too much, perhaps.
- Hygiene certification: It's paper, right?
- Individually-wrapped food options: Good for hygiene, not so great for the environment.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: A bit hit-or-miss, as with everywhere else.
- Professional-grade sanitizing services: Allegedly.
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: They claimed.
- Room sanitization opt-out available: Smart.
- Safe dining setup: Again, a solid attempt.
- Shared stationery removed: Good.
- Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit: Always welcome.
- Hot water linen and laundry washing: I would hope so.
- Safe Dining Setup: They tried. Though the kitchen seemed a bit chaotic, and the "safe setup" was a bit…well, it was there.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – Fueling the Reviewer!
(See "On-site Restaurants/Lounges" above. It's all there.)
- Breakfast [buffet]: Fine, as I said. The pastries, though, seemed to have been there since the Soviet era.
- Breakfast service: Yes.
- Bottle of water: Always appreciated.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: Drinkable.
- Room service [24-hour]: Saved me a few times. Definitely a plus.
- Snack bar: Standard.
- Vegetarian restaurant: Sadly, there was none.
- Alternative meal arrangement: Luckily there was.
- Asian cuisine in restaurant and restaurant bar: Avoid. Unless you actually liked the sweet and sour chicken.
- International cuisine in restaurant: Okay, it's a good try.
- Salad in restaurant: The only safe option.
Services and Conveniences – The Usual Suspects…
- Air conditioning in public area/Air conditioning: Needed. And it worked. Praise be.
- Business facilities: I didn't use them.
- Cash withdrawal: Helpful.
- Concierge/Doorman: Efficient enough.
- Contactless check-in/out: Smooth and appreciated.
- Convenience store: overpriced, but, hey, what are you gonna do?
- Currency exchange: fine.
- Daily housekeeping: The room was always clean.
- Dry cleaning/Laundry service/Ironing service: Excellent.
- Elevator: Functional, but slow.
- Facilities for disabled guests: See "Accessibility."
- Food delivery: Good.
- Gift/souvenir shop: Filled with overpriced junk.
- Indoor venue for special events: I didn't see any happening.
- Invoice provided: They got it right.
- Luggage storage: Safe, quick.
- Meeting/banquet facilities/Meetings/Meeting stationery/On-site event hosting: Didn't use.
- Outdoor venue for special events: I didn't see any happening.
- Projector/LED display: Didn't use.
- Safety deposit boxes: Always important.
- Seminars: Didn't see.
- Smoking area: Yes, they had one. Far away, thankfully.
- Terrace: Nice, but could have used more shade.
- Wi-Fi for special events: Unsure.
- Xerox/fax in business center: Who uses these anymore?
For the Kids – A Mixed Bag
- Babysitting service: Available, but I didn't use it.
- Family/child friendly: Kind of? The "Kids facilities" were a small, sad play area.
- Kids meal: They had something, I think.
Access – Getting In and Out
- CCTV in common areas/CCTV outside property/Security [24-hour]: Made me feel safe.
- Check-in/out [express/private]: Both available.
- **Exterior corridor
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because you're about to descend into the glorious, chaotic, and utterly realistic world of my "Click Hotel Jaipur, Raja Park Jaipur India" itinerary. This ain't no sterile, color-coded spreadsheet, honey. This is a living, breathing, probably-slightly-delayed-due-to-traffic journal of a trip… with extra masala.
Click Hotel Jaipur: Operation "Spice Route, Soul Search & Slight Regret" – A Hot Mess in Paradise
Day 1: The Arrival (and the Immediate Craving for Chai)
- 6:00 AM (ish) – Departure from… somewhere. Okay, fine, let's be real, a very bleary-eyed departure from wherever I was before this insane idea of a trip took root. The airport? A blur of bad coffee and existential dread. My carry-on is definitely stuffed with more "Maybe I'll need this" items than sensible travel necessities. Pray for me.
- 10:00 AM – Landing & Arrival at Click Hotel. Jaipur's heat hits you like a slap in the face. And you know what? I kind of love it. After a surprisingly easy transfer (miracle!), I'm standing in the hotel lobby, slightly bewildered but mostly thrilled. The vibe is trendy-casual, the staff are mega-friendly, and the air conditioning is a godsend.
- Minor Category: Room Check: Room seems clean, bed looks comfortable, and the crucial things (AC, Wi-Fi) are a-okay. But. the shower is already threatening to spray water in every direction except the one I want. A minor hiccup. Just like my life.
- 11:00 AM – Chai Emergency: First things first. Chai. I am completely, utterly, spiritually dependent on a good cup of masala chai. Found a tiny little cart (it looked dodgy, but trust me, the best stuff always is) and for like, pennies, I was cradling a steaming cup of heaven. I think I might have actually shed a tear.
- 12:00 PM – Initial Exploration (and the First Brush with "India Time"): Okay, armed with chai-induced euphoria, I decided to be proactive and check out the neighborhood. Raja Park itself is… well, it's Raja Park. Bustling, chaotic, beautiful, and loud. Think honking cars, fragrant spice stalls, and a general sense of "organized pandemonium." I got lost in a matter of minutes. This adventure begins from here.
- 1:00 PM – Lunch Fiasco So, here's where things went a little sideways. I boldly strode into a restaurant that looked promising. The food was great, but the service? Let's just say "relaxed" doesn't even begin to cover it. I ordered a simple Thali and waited… and waited… and waited. Finally, after what felt like an eternity, it arrived – along with a side of existential contemplation. Still, the food was worth it.
- 2:30 PM – Afternoon Siesta (AKA Escape the Heat) Back to the hotel for a blissful nap. It was hot and a nap was a good idea.
- 5:00 PM – Hotel Rooftop Chill & Sunsets: The rooftop bar is cute, and I'm gonna get me a drink. The view is good, the temperature is bearable. If all else fails, well, I have a good drink.
- 7:00 PM – Dinner: Exploring the Culinary Scene. Dinner at… some place. I'm still researching the best (and safest) options. I'm leaning towards something local, spicy, and hopefully not involving any questionable ingredients.
- 9:00 PM – Collapse and Journal: The day is over. I'm here to write about it.
Day 2: The Pink City & The Emotional Rollercoaster of Travel
- 8:00 AM – Breakfast at the Hotel. Buffet-style, with a side of cultural confusion (what is that bread?!). The food is great and I'm happy.
- 9:00 AM – Exploring the Pink City: Holy. Moly. This is what I came for. The Amber Fort is breathtaking, the City Palace is glittering, and Hawa Mahal is… well, Instagram-worthy as hell. I spent a ridiculous amount of time trying to get the perfect shot. The struggle is real.
- 11:00 AM - 12.00 PM : The Amber Fort: Another World This fort is amazing, and I will never forget it.
- 1:00 PM – Lunch – From an unknown place. I wandered down a side street and stumbled upon a tiny, hole-in-the-wall place. The food was incredible, and the people were welcoming, and after some time was just spent enjoying my meal over there.
- 2:30 PM – Afternoon Wanderings: The heat is back! I decided I needed to take a break and wandered for hours from places to places and ended up seeing amazing places.
- 4:00 PM – Shopping Adventure (and a Near-Meltdown in the Bazaar): The Johari Bazaar. It's dazzling, overwhelming, and potentially dangerous to my bank account. I haggled like a pro and ended up buying some (probably overpriced) souvenirs. I also nearly got trampled by a rickshaw. It's a blur of color, chaos, and pure sensory overload.
- 6:00 PM – The Lake Palace: This is a beautiful place and one of them is on my list.
- 7:30 PM – Dinner & Reflection: Ate at a nice restaurant, then relaxed back to the hotel.
Day 3: Spiritual Awakening (Maybe?) & Farewell Curry
- 9:00 AM – Yoga Class. I attempted a yoga class. I sweated like a human being and felt absolutely ridiculous. But, hey, at least I tried.
- 10:30 AM - 12:30 PM - The City Palace. A cultural dive I explored the art, culture, and history of this city and will tell stories to my grandchildren.
- 1:00 PM – Lunch: I just went to enjoy a nice lunch.
- 2:00 PM – Final Shopping. I'm done with shopping and will go to the final place before the day goes.
- 4:00 PM – Last-Minute Chai & Street Food: You know what? Another cup of chai. And maybe a samosa. Because why not?
- 6:00 PM – Farewell Dinner: An amazing meal (definitely curry) at a local restaurant.
- 7:00 PM – Travel to the Airport: Goodbye Jaipur.
The "Unplanned" Side Notes (AKA the Messy Bits):
- The Mosquito Situation: Bring the repellent. Seriously.
- Language Barrier: My Hindi is non-existent, so be prepared for some miscommunication. Thank goodness for Google Translate!
- Emotional Rollercoaster: Happiness, frustration, awe, and a constant, low-level hum of "What am I doing with my life?" are all part of the package. Embrace it.
- The Click Hotel, Raja Park: Absolutely recommend it. Great base, friendly staff, and decent food.
- Verdict: This trip is amazing, messy, and unforgettable. I'm already planning my return.
So there you have it. My "Click Hotel Jaipur, Raja Park" itinerary. It's a work in progress, it's probably full of spelling mistakes, and it's definitely not perfect. But it's mine, and just like my trip, it's a wonderfully chaotic adventure.
Wish me luck! And bring me back a souvenir!
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So, what *IS* "Things," anyway? Like, *REALLY* what IS it? 'Cause I'm still kinda lost...
Ugh, okay, fine. Let's get this out of the way. "Things"... is, well, it's a *thing*. Look, sometimes I think I know, and then I blink, and bam! It's shifted on me again. It's like trying to capture a particularly energetic squirrel. You THINK you have it pinned down, but then **POOF!** It's darting up a tree, chattering at you mockingly. Is it a philosophy? A hobby? A lifestyle? All of the above, maybe? Honestly, it's probably more about the journey than some rigid definition. Which, I know, is super unhelpful. But hey, embrace the ambiguity! It's more fun that way. Besides, I’m still figuring it out too. Just… trust me, it's... something.
How do I *start* doing "Things"? 'Cause I'm feeling a bit... stymied.
Stymied? Honey, join the club. That’s the official state of being when you start thinking about "Things." The truth? There *is* no magic bullet. No secret password. No perfectly curated Instagram feed to follow (though you *could* follow mine, let's be real...haha). The absolute, unvarnished truth is, the *starting* is the hardest part. I remember my first attempt. I spent a week researching "Things," reading articles, watching videos…and ended up paralyzed. I was so afraid of doing it *wrong*. It was a spectacular fail of epic proportions. The real breakthrough? I realized the "rules" were totally made up. You just... start. Do ONE tiny thing. And then another. And another. That's it. Embrace the messiness. Embrace the awkwardness. Embrace the inevitable face-plant (we've all been there). Start small. Seriously.
Is there a right or wrong way to do "Things"? Or am I going to mess this up, *too*?
Oh god, the pressure! Look, if there's one thing I've learned about "Things," it's this: THERE IS NO RIGHT WAY. Seriously. The only wrong way is to not do it at all. Think of that... that "thing" you've always, secretly, maybe kinda wanted to try? The thing you told yourself you weren't smart enough for, or had no time for, or weren't *good enough* for? That's probably a perfect starting point. And you're GOING to "mess it up." Guaranteed. And yeah, it might hurt a little (emotionally, I mean). But that's how you learn. It's like baking a cake. The first one's probably going to be a dry, misshapen monstrosity. But hey, at least you'll have cake! And the next one? Maybe a bit less horrific. It's all about the process. Embrace the failure. Laugh at yourself. And never, *ever* give up on the cake. Or, you know, your "Things."
I'm a complete beginner. Will I totally embarrass myself? Please tell me I won't.
Let's be realistic. Yes. You absolutely will. I guarantee it. It's practically a rite of passage! I remember when I first tried... okay, I'm just going to say it, it was **painting**. I'd seen these gorgeous watercolors online, and I thought, "Ooh! I can do that!" Hahahahaha. Bless my naive little heart. I set up my easel, got my brushes, my paints... and proceeded to create something that looked like a deranged toddler had had a paint explosion. My cat, bless her judgmental little soul, just stared at it with a look of utter disdain. But you know what? I kept going. It was *terrible*, but I loved it. I'm still awful, probably. But *everyone* starts somewhere. And look, sometimes the embarrassing stuff is the funniest. Those moments are the fuel, people!
What if I get bored? (Because my attention span is, let's be honest, shorter than a goldfish's).
Okay, this is a legit concern. Squirrel! I get it. We all get distracted. You're not beholden to "Things" for LIFE. You're allowed to evolve, to change your mind, to jump ship. If it's not sparking joy (oh, the KonMari!), then ditch it! Seriously. Don’t force it. There are a million other "Things" out there waiting to be discovered. Try something different. Mix it up. Maybe that "Thing" is actually a *series* of things. Maybe it evolves over time into something else. Maybe you dip in and out. Who cares? The point is, this is *your* adventure. I, myself, am notoriously flighty. I start a million projects, and I finish maybe… three? And I'm completely okay with it. If boredom strikes, embrace the chaos. It’s part of the fun!
What if I'm TERRIBLE at this? What then?
Well, first off, you're in *excellent* company. Seriously. We're all terrible at *something*. Me? Math. I'm terrible at math. If you start doing "Things," you're probably going to be terrible at them, initially. If you're not, then you're some kind of wizard, and please share your secrets! But seriously, *being terrible* is part of the process. It’s the fertilizer that helps you grow. You'll learn from your mistakes. You’ll get better. And if you don't get better? Who cares? Did you enjoy yourself? That’s what matters. Did you… create something, however imperfect? Celebrate it! I once tried to knit a scarf. It ended up looking like a misshapen, lumpy, ridiculously short… thing. (I'm being generous with the word "scarf"). I could barely wrap it around my neck. But dang it, I MADE IT. And I wear it sometimes. Because it’s a reminder that even when I'm terrible, I'm still *doing*. And that's something. So, yeah… be terrible. Embrace it. It’s freeing.
